Overlooked Extremely Mundane Wikileaks Revelations

Tony Blair “has tried, but honestly finds Glee kind of cloying and inane.”

Barack Obama “can’t get past level 3-11 on Angry Birds.”

Hugo Chavez is pretty sure professional wrestling is “fake.”

Wen Jiabao dislikes the floral print curtains in his study.

The best way to Vladimir Putin’s heart is through his stomach.

Benjamin Netanyahu finds the nickname Bibi “kind of emasculating.”

The idea of WikiLeaks is scarier than anything the organization has leaked or anything Assange has done because it restores our distrust in the institutions that control our lives. It reminds people that at any given time, a criminal dossier worth exposing is squirreled away in a database someplace in the Pentagon or at Foggy Bottom.