Your life is cooler than everyone else’s, and when you go on an island vacation, that’s your time to shove it down people’s throats. If you don’t take a picture of your feet while on a beautiful beach somewhere, you may as well walk out into the ocean and keep walking.
Remember, you are a worthless garbage person until you’ve taken a picture with a famous person.
There are two yous: Real You and Insta-You. And there’s, like, six income brackets between these people.