Your life is cooler than everyone else’s, and when you go on an island vacation, that’s your time to shove it down people’s throats. If you don’t take a picture of your feet while on a beautiful beach somewhere, you may as well walk out into the ocean and keep walking.
Remember, you are a worthless garbage person until you’ve taken a picture with a famous person.
There are two yous: Real You and Insta-You. And there’s, like, six income brackets between these people.
When it comes to social media, share too much and you’re boring everyone with Instagrammed appetizers. But the opposite’s just as bad: Share too little and, as Mark Byrne found out, it’s really easy to look like a shallow, self-aggrandizing jerk.