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Possible Names for Guy Fieri’s New Wine

This is a real thing that is happening. We had some helpful suggestions:

• Whitesnake Zinfandel
• Moscato Loco
• Chardonnatorade
• Cookie Dough Merlot
• Pinot Cheezio
• Greaseling
• Sausagnon Blanc
• Red Bull Rosé
• Napa Valley Ranch

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The 25 Least Influential People of 2012

Any magazine can do a year-end list of influential people who have accomplished far more than most of us ever will. But only GQ possesses the iron testicles to count down the twenty-five least significant men and women of 2012—a collection of people so uninspiring that we should round them all up and stick them on an iceberg. Please note that these folks are ranked in no particular order, because all zeros are created equal.