I have conducted my email business under the hope (the delusion, actually), that this giant company—which again, is photographing the ENTIRE earth and making it public for all to see—would treat my inbox with respect and care. I am a fucking idiot.
The recent trend of rock ‘n’ roll cruises hasn’t worked for every band that’s tried it—let’s pour out some PBR for the sadly canceled Sugar Ray cruise. But there’s one boat that’s been packed from stem to stern since it launched, with more than half its passengers coming back for another drunken voyage. Its captain is Kid Rock, and its name is the Chillin’ the Most Cruise. GQ’s Drew Magary set sail with 2,000 of America’s reddest rednecks, and his liver will never be the same.
Here’s Drew Magary on how homophobes are speaking in code these days, or as he put it, “a shithead’s guide to bragging about how much you don’t care about Jason Collins.”