It’s Just Really Hard to Drum Up Good Roast Material on Kid Rock, You Know?
Comedy Central has pegged Kid Rock as the target of their next roast. In addition to wearing the American flag as a poncho, marrying Pam Anderson, and resembling a Hanson brother on growth hormones most days, comics will also have these fine Rock moments to source material from:
Punching someone in a strip club
Punching someone in a Waffle House
Punching someone at the VMAs
Punching someone outside of a hotel
Punching someone at a nightclub
Maybe punching someone in Michigan