I can die a happy man never having been president of the United States of America. But it doesn’t mean I won’t run.
Have you heard about this guy Obama?
Wrote a book about his brilliant but absentee father?
Ran for office promising hope and change?
No, no, not the leader of the free world. Not that guy. Meet Malik Obama. He’s Barack’s older-by-three-years brother; he’s sure he can save the people of Kenya, if only they’d let him; and he wants you to know that he’s the one true heir to the Obama name.