A Primer on Life After the Election
Forget Big Bird. Forget P90x. Forget Clint Eastwood and his empty chair. John Surico provides the all-important guide to getting back to how we once lived, before that time we spent 18 months and $6 billion to re-elect the president:

The Inevitable Post-Mortem Cycle
Now that Obama has reclaimed his throne, you can expect the second half of November to be filled with what happened pieces. Some predictable headlines: “The Rise and Fall of Mitt Romney,” “What Will Happen To Him Now,” “What Did He Do Wrong,” and, of course, “What Will Happen In The Second Term of President Obama.” The election craziness will drag on for a few weeks as everyone pours over the results and spits out mind-numbing conclusions about our national sanity.
Are we really just a conglomerate of red and blue battlegrounds? What does Obama’s election really mean? With a little less than half of the voting population fed up with the President’s policies, is the sake of the Oval Office’s legitimacy lost for the next four years? Answers to come. Oh, and don’t forget about the Congressional situation, the new Cabinet appointees and the like. Ugh, we still have a lot to deal with.

Read the full primer here.

A Primer on Life After the Election

Forget Big Bird. Forget P90x. Forget Clint Eastwood and his empty chair. John Surico provides the all-important guide to getting back to how we once lived, before that time we spent 18 months and $6 billion to re-elect the president:

The Inevitable Post-Mortem Cycle

Now that Obama has reclaimed his throne, you can expect the second half of November to be filled with what happened pieces. Some predictable headlines: “The Rise and Fall of Mitt Romney,” “What Will Happen To Him Now,” “What Did He Do Wrong,” and, of course, “What Will Happen In The Second Term of President Obama.” The election craziness will drag on for a few weeks as everyone pours over the results and spits out mind-numbing conclusions about our national sanity.

Are we really just a conglomerate of red and blue battlegrounds? What does Obama’s election really mean? With a little less than half of the voting population fed up with the President’s policies, is the sake of the Oval Office’s legitimacy lost for the next four years? Answers to come. Oh, and don’t forget about the Congressional situation, the new Cabinet appointees and the like. Ugh, we still have a lot to deal with.

Read the full primer here.

The Insufferability Report: Week of 09.07.12
It’s time once again to break down five things from the past week that were exhausting, annoying, and downright insufferable. Because complaining is fun!

4. The MTV Video Music Awards. ZOMG you guys! What OUTRAGEOUS thing happened last night? Did two people kiss? Did one person interrupt another person? TRULY HISTORIC MOMENTS if you’re thirteen years old and your life is so void of actual substance that Taylor Swift’s feelings matter to you. In my day, it used to be about the VIDEOS, dammit.

The Insufferability Report: Week of 09.07.12

It’s time once again to break down five things from the past week that were exhausting, annoying, and downright insufferable. Because complaining is fun!

4. The MTV Video Music Awards. ZOMG you guys! What OUTRAGEOUS thing happened last night? Did two people kiss? Did one person interrupt another person? TRULY HISTORIC MOMENTS if you’re thirteen years old and your life is so void of actual substance that Taylor Swift’s feelings matter to you. In my day, it used to be about the VIDEOS, dammit.