Congratulations! You’ve popped the question. Now Siobhan Rosen explains the right way to ask that other question.
"I thought GQ was going to call me up and ask me about my wardrobe, because it’s getting better every day, but they don’t pay attention to my clothes, those fuckers."
We asked the irascible comic to bless today’s so-called “grown-ups” with his wealth of life experience.
(You too can Ask a Real Live Lady anything! E-mail her at email@example.com.)
Hint: Most nice guys don’t declaratively insist upon their nice guy status. Call it the Unappeasable Paradox Of Nice Guy Existence.