Because Certain Congressional Reps Could Use a Reminder
Sloane Crosley’s piece on how to send a cock shot, the right way:


Penis. Penis! PENIS!!That’s how the game is played, right? Whoever can shout it the loudest without caving to embarrassment wins. Oh, but who needs a larynx when you have a cell phone? More to the point, when you have Brett Favre’s cell phone. To Favre’s credit, it’s not as if the man invented naughty-picture messaging two years ago when he reportedly sent then 24-year-old Playboy model and Jets game-day hostess Jenn Sterger shots of his junk. He may have been the longest in the tooth to do this, but let us not forget the Cleveland Indians’ aptly named Grady Sizemore or the Portland Trail Blazers’ Greg Oden and his formidable anatomy, which he clearly rented from Equine ‘n’ Things. Fame aside, the question is—okay, so there are a lot of questions—but the first one is: How can men be so clueless? What, exactly, do they think is going to happen?
Because Certain Congressional Reps Could Use a Reminder

Sloane Crosley’s piece on how to send a cock shot, the right way:

Penis. Penis! PENIS!!

That’s how the game is played, right? Whoever can shout it the loudest without caving to embarrassment wins. Oh, but who needs a larynx when you have a cell phone? More to the point, when you have Brett Favre’s cell phone. To Favre’s credit, it’s not as if the man invented naughty-picture messaging two years ago when he reportedly sent then 24-year-old Playboy model and Jets game-day hostess Jenn Sterger shots of his junk. He may have been the longest in the tooth to do this, but let us not forget the Cleveland Indians’ aptly named Grady Sizemore or the Portland Trail Blazers’ Greg Oden and his formidable anatomy, which he clearly rented from Equine ‘n’ Things. Fame aside, the question is—okay, so there are a lot of questions—but the first one is: How can men be so clueless? What, exactly, do they think is going to happen?




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