Interview With An Astrophysicist: "There Are No Plans to Save People From Asteroids. It’s a Waste of Money."

GQ: What if there’s another one?! What are you going to do to save us?

Astrophysicist: Eh, there’s no plans to save people from asteroids. It’s a waste of money.

GQ: Really?

Astrophysicist: Yeah, mostly.

GQ: So we’re all left alone?

Astrophysicist: Global warming is a bigger deal. Worry about that.

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