Interview With An Astrophysicist: “There Are No Plans to Save People From Asteroids. It’s a Waste of Money.”
GQ: What if there’s another one?! What are you going to do to save us?
Astrophysicist: Eh, there’s no plans to save people from asteroids. It’s a waste of money.
Astrophysicist: Yeah, mostly.
GQ: So we’re all left alone?
Astrophysicist: Global warming is a bigger deal. Worry about that.