Michael Bloomberg’s Best Pickup Lines
Perhaps the biggest reveal in this week’s New York magazine cover story on mayoral prospect Christine Quinn is that current mayor Michael Bloomberg is something of an old-timey misogynist cad. While at an event, the reporter’s friend happened to thank Bloomberg for his position on gun control and, rather than acknowledge the comment, pointed out a nearby woman and said, “Look at the ass on her.” One imagines that his conversations are often peppered with words like “broad” and “dame.” We here at GQ, always looking for ways instruct the male animal, hit up our underground sources to compile a list of the top ten best pickup lines by mayor Michael Bloomberg. Careful though gents, wielding such potent lines requires a certain level of responsibility.

Michael Bloomberg’s Best Pickup Lines

Perhaps the biggest reveal in this week’s New York magazine cover story on mayoral prospect Christine Quinn is that current mayor Michael Bloomberg is something of an old-timey misogynist cad. While at an event, the reporter’s friend happened to thank Bloomberg for his position on gun control and, rather than acknowledge the comment, pointed out a nearby woman and said, “Look at the ass on her.” One imagines that his conversations are often peppered with words like “broad” and “dame.” We here at GQ, always looking for ways instruct the male animal, hit up our underground sources to compile a list of the top ten best pickup lines by mayor Michael Bloomberg. Careful though gents, wielding such potent lines requires a certain level of responsibility.

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    Hahahah wait what
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    Lmmfao
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    "Careful though gents, wielding such potent lines requires a certain level of responsibility…" Great advice, GQ… Oh...
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    What a schmuck.
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    Number 2 lmao
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