The Selected Poetry Of Charlie Sheen, Vol. 3
(Yes, Actual Poetry He Actually Wrote.)
Yesterday we shared the first and second installments of GQ correspondent Amy Wallace’s most excellent find: a self-published, rarely seen, impossible-to-find collection of poetry written by Sheen in the early ‘90s, titled A Peace of My Mind. And we promised to post more selections from the volume over the next day or two. Here’s the second installment. Once again: we swear to the Pope and all his assassins that every word of this is real. Keep coming back here for more. And remember, y’all: turtle, android, pain.
By Charlie Sheen
Endive, undead, unbroken,
Relax, relate, rehab,
Pursue, persuade, persist,
Per-petuate [sic] your own death
By smiling a lot.
Supply, succumb, deny — everything.
Turtle, android, pain.
Endeavor, endless, end.