GQ Exclusive: The Selected Poetry Of Charlie Sheen, Vol. 3(Yes,   Actual Poetry He Actually Wrote.)
Yesterday we shared the  first and second installments of GQ correspondent Amy Wallace's most excellent  find: a self-published, rarely seen, impossible-to-find   collection of poetry written by Sheen in the early ‘90s, titled A  Peace of My Mind. And we promised to post more selections from the  volume over the next day or two. Here’s the second installment. Once  again: we swear to the Pope and all his assassins that every  word of  this is real. Keep coming back here for more. And remember, y’all: turtle, android, pain.

Heretic ProofBy Charlie Sheen Endive, undead, unbroken, Unwed, Relax, relate, rehab, Drug addict, Pursue, persuade, persist, Per-petuate [sic] your own death By smiling a lot. Supply, succumb, deny — everything. Always. Turtle, android, pain. Endeavor, endless, end. P.S. Janonis.
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GQ Exclusive:
The Selected Poetry Of Charlie Sheen, Vol. 3
(Yes, Actual Poetry He Actually Wrote.)

Yesterday we shared the first and second installments of GQ correspondent Amy Wallace's most excellent  find: a self-published, rarely seen, impossible-to-find collection of poetry written by Sheen in the early ‘90s, titled A Peace of My Mind. And we promised to post more selections from the volume over the next day or two. Here’s the second installment. Once again: we swear to the Pope and all his assassins that every word of this is real. Keep coming back here for more. And remember, y’all: turtle, android, pain.

Heretic Proof
By Charlie Sheen

Endive, undead, unbroken,
Unwed,
Relax, relate, rehab,
Drug addict,
Pursue, persuade, persist,
Per-petuate [sic] your own death
By smiling a lot.
Supply, succumb, deny — everything.
Always.
Turtle, android, pain.
Endeavor, endless, end.

P.S. Janonis.