Ari Graynor Schools GQ On the Finer Points of Phone Sex
In the lady-anchored raunch-com For a Good Time, Call…, our favorite on-the-rise scene-stealer, Ari Graynor (The Sitter), plays a salty sex-line entrepreneur. So our fearless reporter Lauren Bans asked her what any self-respecting quasi-self-parodying men’s magazine would: Could she, um, give us some dirty-talk pointers? She had loads. An excerpt below. Click here for the full sex talk.

GQ: So I’ll start with something like: Hello, this is Winifred, and you’ve reached 1-800-PHONE-SEX! Where we do things like…have phone sex.Ari Graynor: Um…okay. It’s all about the tone of the voice. Pretend you’re excited. Everything the other person says just makes you tickle with utmost delight!
GQ: Got it. Let me tell you what I’m wearing—I’m in one of those loooong, looose maxi dresses from the Gap.Ari Graynor: Maybe you could say it’s from Gap Body? That sounds more intimate.
GQ: And how does one get to the action? Would So what are you doing…? suffice?Ari Graynor: If you’re really running a phone-sex line—for money or for comedy—you would want people to be on the phone for a long time. Start off with small talk. Get to know each other. It could be Oh, you live in Detroit? I hear it’s diiirty there. Have fun with adjectives. They should relate to feelings, colors, or textures. Like, if I asked you: What are you doing right now? You could say: I’m writing… C’mon!
GQ: …I’m doing an interview. It’s sooo hard.Ari Graynor: Yes! I’m turned on already.
GQ: I’m stretching right now. I don’t know if you can hear me.Ari Graynor: No, I can. You’re getting very limber, and I like it. Are you flexible?
GQ: If I’m standing straight, I can bend my hands down to, like, my knees?Ari Graynor: Um, maybe: Oh yeeeeah. I can go all the way down.
Ari Graynor Schools GQ On the Finer Points of Phone Sex

In the lady-anchored raunch-com For a Good Time, Call…, our favorite on-the-rise scene-stealer, Ari Graynor (The Sitter), plays a salty sex-line entrepreneur. So our fearless reporter Lauren Bans asked her what any self-respecting quasi-self-parodying men’s magazine would: Could she, um, give us some dirty-talk pointers? She had loads. An excerpt below. Click here for the full sex talk.

GQ: So I’ll start with something like: Hello, this is Winifred, and you’ve reached 1-800-PHONE-SEX! Where we do things like…have phone sex.
Ari Graynor: Um…okay. It’s all about the tone of the voice. Pretend you’re excited. Everything the other person says just makes you tickle with utmost delight!

GQ: Got it. Let me tell you what I’m wearing—I’m in one of those loooong, looose maxi dresses from the Gap.
Ari Graynor: Maybe you could say it’s from Gap Body? That sounds more intimate.

GQ: And how does one get to the action? Would So what are you doing…? suffice?
Ari Graynor: If you’re really running a phone-sex line—for money or for comedy—you would want people to be on the phone for a long time. Start off with small talk. Get to know each other. It could be Oh, you live in Detroit? I hear it’s diiirty there. Have fun with adjectives. They should relate to feelings, colors, or textures. Like, if I asked you: What are you doing right now? You could say: I’m writing… C’mon!

GQ: …I’m doing an interview. It’s sooo hard.
Ari Graynor: Yes! I’m turned on already.

GQ: I’m stretching right now. I don’t know if you can hear me.
Ari Graynor: No, I can. You’re getting very limber, and I like it. Are you flexible?

GQ: If I’m standing straight, I can bend my hands down to, like, my knees?
Ari Graynor: Um, maybe: Oh yeeeeah. I can go all the way down.

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