GQ: You interviewed students all over the country about sex. What school had the horniest population?
Savage: Tulane [laughs]. Tulane, hands down. It might as well be a school in the New Jersey state system.
What about the most sexually frustrated?
Probably Cornell. Everyone there is working so hard. They say that it’s the easiest Ivy to get into but the hardest to get out of. The kids we talked to were too stressed for relationships but still wanted to have sex with somebody. They asked the varsity level questions—about three-ways, kinks, and bondage. You know, the out-there stuff.