Pete Rose On Joe DiMaggio: “A Penis With a Man Hanging From It”

"And the only way you can take a shower, Mike, is they have these big bamboo bags, like, and somebody’s got to get on a chair and pour the water and pull a rawhide thing and the water comes through and the guy takes a shower," Rose said. "So I saw everything that Marilyn Monroe saw." Rose went on to say that the best way to describe the former Yankee is that "he was a penis with a man hanging from it."

—Rose, recounting a 1967 visit-the-troops trip to Vietnam with DiMaggio during an appearance on Mike Missanelli’s Philadelphia sports radio show this week. (via HuffPo)